Corona Diary: Day 444

I didn’t even look at any statistics yet, not a real clue what’s going on out there in Covidland … not really interested. I guess the pandemic will just run its course. Time for some mindgames. And gud moarning everybody and welcome to my bloggy. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Those idiots believed the plague was transmitted by birds. We clever modern people know it’s transmitted by communist Chinese bats. Fact!

So let’s think about this “the pandemic running its course” thing. It is true, you know. Was always like that, and no reason for the Covid pandemic to behave any differently than other pandemics during the last few centuries. We can’t, and thx to our arsefukked politicians we won’t, change anything about that. This is a pandemic. It will behave like every pandemic before: It will run its course, many people will die, and then it will slowly fizzle out and die itself. No?

Stylish! But total nonsense.

Yes, I know, 3rd wave is here and its terrible and we are, or at least I am, very sorry for each and every infected soul. I hope it’s not too hard on you and wish you a speedy recovery. Buuut, I bet my sexy @$$ this new wave won’t hit us nearly as hard as the first and second wave did. Apropos, did anyone hear anything special about the 2nd wave? No, eh? Not the alleged mountains of dead bodies piling up in the streets, no overburdened hospitals.

Poor Pakistani suckers died from a heat wave, not from Covid-19.

Okay okay, in India, yes. But nobody should use that shithole as an indicator for and real world happenings. I guess by this time next year we get some funny Bollywood movies about the pandemic … with song and dance and sexy half-nekkid girls. You know, that’s one thing, pretty much the only thing, the Indians are doing rather well. ๐Ÿ˜‰

She better don’t get vaccinated. The vaccine is magnetic, you know. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

But, even when and if people get infected now, the symptoms won’t be nearly as bad and mortal as they were in the beginning of the 1st wave. Trump, Johnson and oher likeminded aholios all got away with just some mild common cold symptoms. Didn’t they? Undeservedly or not, unfortunately they are all out and about, able to spin their shitty stories and scheming on revenge on Chinese commie bats. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Dance the Corona!

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