I know it’s me, and all my life I was ashamed for this unorthodox behaviour. But I can’t breathe or relax as long as I know any gauge under my control is set to 17, or 23 or sumfink odd. Only guitar amps must be pushed up to 11, coz that’s how we do it. 😉 Every other number on any dial must end on 0 or on 5. No exceptions.

Are you a fellow OCD afficionado sufferer with similar tics or do you find my fable for even numbers kinda odd? And honestly, numbers that end on 0, and multiples of 5, are factually superior over odd numbers, are they not?

Please say I’m right. 😉