Ladies, We Need to Talk!

Sit down your sweet behind and listen! (or rather, read)

“grrls are obviously much more stupiderer than bois.”

This is what I wrote in my post about Microsoft’s latest ahole move. And now? Where is the outrage, where is your disgust and indignation? Where are the mass protests? Don’t tell me you agreed with my risky statement. Where is your 3rd wave feminism pride! I’m so disappointed now. Really tried my wurst to aggravate you – either against Windows/Mac or against me – but what did I get instead?

Crickets. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Come on now! WTF is wrong with you? You busy sorting thru the latest fall/winter fashion catalogues? Fate of humanity your @$$? Among my blogreaders we have probably more Linux users than in many other blogs, and much more female Linux users than anywhere else. All the contributors are on Linux! And that doesn’t make you think? Microsoft can toss shit at you, Orca can verbally abuse you, and you just keep on …

… rollin’ rollin’ rollin’

So it’s indeed true: For the average wimmin computers are nothing but household appliances. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ And that, ladies, exactly that is the reason why abominations like William Henry Gates III, are fuxn multibillionaires and can restructure human society to the wurst … and you’re happily playing along … and paying for it. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Don’t you at least get a hunch of “sumfink’s not right here” or “wait a minute!”? Peepelz, this is so much biggerer than just the choice between two operating systems, it’s about manipulation on a deep level, it’s attempted population control! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ And they are winning! As long as careless computer and smartphone users behave like sheeples, you will be treated as sheepelz! ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

Windows/Apple/Chromebook user. Is that you?

Quick, put Linux on your PC! It’s not much, not much more than a gesture, but it’s a clear signal towards our capitalist-fascist overlords. When you switch to Linux you’re showing your stinkyfinger to Microsoft, to Apple, Google and all the other commercial software forges which aren’t much more than advertisement carriers and private space invaders these days.

And no, no fear, this move won’t turn you into an involuntary socialist/communist. Quite the contrary: On Linux you do you, and others do them. You’re all independent and nobody can tell you how and what to do with your hard- and software. “No, Apple, I won’t accept your terms and conditions, I won’t accept the ban on self-repair of my own computer! Are ya fuxn crazy? Now hand me my screwdriver.”

Put Linux on your computer, cowgirl! It’s in fact a very American thing to do! Your very own declaration of independence!


That country bumpkin is more Linuxy than you!

And now let’s hear your outrage against whatever. Prove to me you’re not braindead.

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