Release the Kraken Diary: Day 1023

Why o why?

More a lekker calamari than a monstrous kraken. 😐

May I ask an innocent question please? The fuk you tell us this shit? Raising alarm only to tell us to “please disperse, nothing to get excited about here.”

Hey, you country’s foremost Covid-19 experts, you had your 15 minutes of fame; we all hope you’d enjoyed the time. But now, don’t you think it’s time to get back into your laboratories, play with your pipettes and microscopes, and leave us the fuk alone?

Thanks very much for your frenly faked concern.

PS: Did you notice IOL’s super duper journalistic trick? Using urge and calm in the same headline is pretty elegant clickbait, right?

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