Orca Flotta

The Real Reason

… for the ongoing loadshedding in South Africa:

Fuk wot?

Usually it’s “the coal went wet” or “technical problems” but as we all thought since years, it’s a much more human problem: Fukkaz ran out of money, pure and simple. Eskom receives billions of taxpayers’ money for building more and better infrastructure, then a top tier manager steals all the money and flees to some Carribean island or whatev and leaves us behind, sitting on outdated and failing generators. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

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    • Isa, it all depends on how you generate power in the UK. If you need a lot of LNG and are not frenly with the Russkies you’re basically as fukked as the mainland. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

      And America, who started the whole shitshow, is raking in the profits! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

      Here in SA we are very good frens with Russia – we are the S in BRICS afterall! – so they plan to convert ESKOM’s generators from Diesel to LNG which we’ll get much much cheaperer. Will be done in 2024.

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  2. Very easy explainification: US/EU not happy with Putin, coz he so cocky. Decide Putin must go, one way or the other. Is tricky situation. So West gets all shifty and tricky.

    Trick 1: USA CIA under direction of Nuland create Maidan thingy and install another actor, Zelensky, on throne of Ukraine. Zelensky be America’s radical far right sock puppet.

    Trick 1a: Zelensky and Ukro nazi politicians and militias start politics of thousand needle pricks against the 90% Russian-originated Population of Donbass. Russian language now illegal, all Russian symbols and history, shops, stores, industry be closed down. Donbass not happy campers, declare 2 independent dwarf republics, Donetsk and Luhansk. Both being leaning towards Russian Federation.
    Kreml watches struggle with intent.

    Trick 2: \o/ YAY! \o/ West happy coz has good excuse to start invasion of Donbass. But Ukro army too stupid, lose against Donetsk/Luhansk people’s militias. Coz people’s militias are smart, many of their commanders be ex-Soviet elite soldiers. Also secretly get lots of support from Moscow. All sneaky sneaky like. Since then 9 years of quasi permanent shelling. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ Ukro army gets NATO weapons and NATO education, tries to bomb Donbass back into stone age.
    Russia issues Russian passports to everyone who wants to settle on the safe side of the border, and to everyone who wants one.
    West is angry, calls Putin empirist who wants Soviet Union back. West is lying piece of sheet. Putin and his people slowly start giving up negotiatiating with Western ahole politicians.

    Trick 3: Things not happening fast enough for West since Russia officially keeps out of Donbass struggle. Putin cool like Fonzi. Putin must be provoked to do sumfink ftoopid: Nuland tells Zelensky to prepare great offensive against Donbass, leaks super duper secret attack plans. West succeeds: Putin is aggravated enough now to send a minimal task force into Donbass, in order to drive Ukro/Nazi troops out, destroy their weapons and people, save countless civilian lives and secure area. It’s their “Special Military Operation”. Western politicians and journos be crybabies, trying to sell Russian small scale intervention as big bad INVASION! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    West cries bitter crocodile tears: Tells everybody fascist dictator Putin invades harmless little Ukraine! OMG, think about the children.! OMGOMGOMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ Putin needs be destroyed! All EU, US, AUS, NZ start heavy sanctions against Russia. Thinking Russian people will soon be poor and unhappy, start revolution and get rid of Putin. 3 – 4 weeks and the Russian problem is solved. Putin’s successor will be much nicer and easy to deal with. Russia will be docile and no danger anymore. Russia be gone, once and for all! ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Trick 4 (with self-scamming): Western schlehmils mis-underestimate Russia’s economy and how much we in west depend on Russian natural resources, LNG, oil, fertiliser. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ West is in beeg sheet now. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ
    West also only has numpties in seats of power, while China/Russia are personally much besterer positioned. From the heads, Putin and PingPong, via all the ministers, secretaries and military leaders, all battle hardened professionals who do their jobs day in – day out, while Western politicians spend most of their time campaigning, getting into trubbelz and scandals and have to be in court … and producing only childish speak bubbles.
    West forgets Putin won’t be president forever, the problem Putin will solve itself in a natural way. Man is 70+, I guess missus Putina, too, wants her hubby to retire and stay home. But in his successor White House also miscalculates. Russians are angry, very very disappointed with West crappy “friend”. Younger people be much more radical than smart Putin. Think Putin be softee. New guard don’t like being tricked and lied to, won’t be frenly neighbour never again. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ Russians know West is in deep sheet, don’t need be frenly never again, can play hardball. ๐Ÿ˜

    Trick 5: West wants to isolate Putin and the Kreml internationally, for example at G20 and G7 summits. West again totally misjudges the global, political situation and how many friends and allies the Russian Federation has all over the world. US/EU bubble shrinking rapidly, the South/East, China, India and tiger states is growing richer and powerfullerer each day. Africa too. Instead of Putin, now Biden, Scholz, Macron, v.d.Leyen are the truly isolated persons.

    Beeg thick demarcation line goes diagonically through planet, devides NW from SE, leaves 15-20% of western peepelz propped up against 80- 85% of rest-of-worlders.

    Now is big danger that someone in White House and /or Pentagon loses nerves, drops nuke on Moscow … Oh, ouaah! Ow!!!

    ***KA-Bร˜ร–M!***

    Welcome to RL version of Mad Max. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

    Hope my condensed edit of looooong Ukraine history was of service.

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      • Naaw. Not really. In fact is the world, as a whole, in its majority on a good path to a multipolar future. Of course the collective west, America and her sycophant underlings, aren’t happy about this since they are sitting fat and greedy on the one pole and denying everybody else a seat at that lofty position.

        We are in fact living in interesting times, dear. And that little war in some totally insignificant eastern European country is the chosen theater for the showdown. And make no mistake, the north-west will go under and the south-east will rise!

        Unfortunately are both your countries on the losing side, while mine are split 50/50. ๐Ÿ˜

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