3 x 750ml shower gel. Who needs that much? I know I’ll eventually do. Not all at once. Fuk nooo, but eventually I’ll consume all 3 of ’em. Coz I’ll react allergic to the free shower gel at the gym. And since the chemist has these anti-allergic for sensitive skin stuff, extra specially concocted for fairy creatures like little Orcsi, on a 3 for 2 Special, I splurged.

Please don’t judge me.