End of Disaster Diary: Day 805

Wassup Beaches?

Remember what Papa Smurf told us on April 4?

See the details?

A few transitional measures will remain, and automatically lapse after 30 days.

Got that, Automatically Lapse???

That was like … uh, 63 days ago? Sooooo, whyyyyyy are we still forced to wear face masks? Why didn’t the measures lapse a month ago? Yes, I understand P Smurf has other problems right now, as police has found 83 million stolen US$ in cash under the presidential bed on his family’s farm. Political opponents want his head now n stuff but still Hello? Anybody home? We’re waiting for some official signal or stuff. ๐Ÿ˜

You know little Orcsi, you know how I tick and how pretty cute I am and yes, you thought right. I “accidentally” forget to wear my mask every time I enter a store or the gym … and each time some security guard will gesture me a discrete sign to pleez wear my mask. Seems word hasn’t gotten around the security guard scene. So I just say Ooopsy sorry, grab the mask from my pocket and join the masses.

How’s the situation in your locale? You still on Covid-alert or is it all just a bad memory? Let me and your fellow bloggies know in the comment section below.

I wish you all good health and good food and good sex and good times and good weather and good fun and …




    • Thanks a lot. Who’d have thot that such a little insignificant, fringe bloggy like mine would ever generate 100 views. And now one fuxn million! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


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