But very brief, so suffer through it for 1 – 2 minutes if you don’t mind. I just wanna present to you my Top 4 Linux distros. Yes, 4 not 5. Coz who the fuk needs more than 2 Linuxes at any given time, right? 2? Yes, and you’re about to find out just nownow. So, here we go:

1. Linux Mint Debian Edition LMDE – coz we too smart for Ubuntu
2. Manjaro – coz it’s Arch made comfy like Mint
3. Sparky – Debian for when you don’t need all the creature comforts of LMDE
4. EndeavourOS – more hardcore Archy version for when you feel spunky

No #5 coz we don’t need it. Matter of factly a woman of taste and distincton only needs 2 Linux distros – ever. One for being awesome in high heels and lipstick, and one for grunt work.

Hm, I don’t even know if the 1 – 4 ranking does really fit my choice. These distros are for different stages in your life, so maybe I shoulda ranked them as 1a and 2a, and 1b and 2b instead? Or 1 and 2 Ladies, and 1 and 2 Boiz. 😉 But that’s not Grrlpowa wokeness so ugh …

You catch my drift, dontcha? But don’t be angry at me and my stupid choices, pleez. You do you and I definately do me. Coz that’s what I hope we can agree on: Linux is a different thing for different people. And that’s what makes it awesome.