So you fell for Orca’s siren song and wanna try it out, this wondrous computer operating system called GNU/Linux? You wanna become one of the real kool kidz and IT wizards?
Are you sure?
You must know this decision will have consequences. Real consequences. On your life. Switching to Linux is a fork in the road of what you know as a human life. Once you made that step nothing will ever be the same again!
Derek made this welcome video for you n00bs … and you better pay attention:
ACHTUNG BABY! All the side effects somehow only occur to the male portion of new and hopeful Linux users. Blog users and contributors Trapez, Becca and Orca – probably because they can’t grow a neckbeard – remain their status as IT Goddesses. As wimmin they are socially awkward anyway so the switch to Linux won’t bring about any worse symptoms. 😉