Mornin’ awesome peepelz!

Yikes. They just won’t stop, do they? Look at this newest nonsense:

Can I ask a kewstshun pleez? There have been two new sublineages of Omicron identified in SA! 😮 But it’s normal and not alarming. And in the UK Omicron XE is no cause for serious concern.

Why the fuk do you make a news report about it?

In further alarming news: The sky is blue, water is astonishingly wet, and Orca Flotta from Table View/Western Cape pooped today. 😮

I hope y’all pooped, too.

Cya laterz

xoxo