Washington: Don’t give up, Zele. Everything’s working so fine now.
Zelensky: But we have no chance, my army will be destroyed … and I will die here! 😮
Washington: Bah, humbug! We’re winning the propaganda war!
Zelensky: But my Ukraine! And my life! In imminent danger! 😮
Washington: Listen fukker, nobody gives a wet fart about your shithole. And even less about you. You will be remembered by history as a great actor, fooling the whole western world.
Zelensky: Okay, if you say so.
Washington: Good boy. Now go and die.
Zelensky: *dies smiling … and very photogenic
Kidz, don’t forget to get your tees:
Lavrov slowly emerging as a global pop idol! A bonafide rock star!
That’s all, folks!