What you lookin’ at?
Some security-related update for Linux. And since this was the sole file in that earlier update I assume it’s quite urgent. Spectre and Meltdown and stuff are viruses or malwares or sumsuch, right? So obviously something sinister is afoot on the internet, and the care-bears of the Linux kernel group were fast to respond and answer the call.
Hey, how are all my Windows frens doing? Your systems checking for all that schmutz and dreck, too?