Eeeks, eeeps eeeeps! 😮
Yeah, not much to enjoy in Laurence’s latest festive story. But it’s a good one. My very steadfast stance on fruits and cakes would so get me on Santa’s shitlist, it’s not even funny. 😦 Coz I think when I wanna eat fruit, I eat fruit – and when I wanna eat cake, I eat cake.
And never ever shall they meet!
Ok Santa, take my soul. But I won’t eat fruitcake or fruitcupcakes.
PS: And don’t get me started on the whole horrific subplot of dried fruits …