Corona Diary: Day 484

Morning … and sorry for not posting yesterday. Not only this column but nothing at all. Fortunately TSB! ain’t a one-girl-circus and my co-bloggers kept the show going on. ^.^

So let’s check what’s going on in this Covid-stricken world, torn between profit, loss, medical breakthroughs, deaths, hospitalisations and sheer and utter ignorance.

Who’d have thought? Clever idea, isn’t it. Attended a mass sex orgy last night and now feeling like you’re coming down with a slight case of Covid? Take a pill and you’re good as new. Hey gurly, wanna fuk? =^.^=

Hmmm, just thinking if they will sell some to the poor Palestinians, too? Or are they using the pandemic as a weapon extinction tool?

Oh my. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ Hello SAfrican journos, can you please make up your fukn minds? Are we experiencing a drop in numbers or a sharp rise of Covid cases?

Poor oom Cyril, look at him. On one hand he’s desperately trying to save the lives of his voters on the other he’s getting pressured to ease lockdown restrictions. And what do the people want? Booze and churches. Oh yes, very very important! ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

Orca knows exactly why she never went into politics. Although … hm, I’d make the most lovely benevolent dictator for life. ๐Ÿ™‚ Don’t like it? Too bad, I’ll even give you pen and paper so you can write your memoirs while sitting in your jail cell.

Mandela used his time in prison wisely

Hey, we’ve visited Madiba’s prison cell on Robben Island once and it’s not as nice as it looks in the photo. Comrade Nelson’s view didn’t go out onto the ocean but into a sad little courtyard. So once my powergrab is completed you better be a sexy little underling, a nice and helpful minion, ok?

Until then ….


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