Laurence Simon may need 100 words to tell a story. He’s got nothing on me. 😉

When people hear about me being Russian they all make the same stupid assumption: “Girl, you must be drinking vodka for breakfast.”
Bullshit! I’m drinking vodka for lunch, just like anybody else.

Weird. I’ve known a lot of Russians, and I would not assume you drink vodka for breakfast or lunch.
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I’m not even a fukn Russian but I hear it all the time that they start the day with vodka. In fact they don’t drink anything else! 🙂
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