Right where it belongs:
EOS, stumbling into Linux pub : “Hey bishes, this chair available?”
Manjo & Mint: “Sure, you wild explora. Sit your sexy ass down here and buy a round for us.”
MX: Snores happily drunk
E notices the still warm, empty #4 chair: “What hap…”
Ma: “Oh, the previous occupant of the seat didn’t feel so well. Turned green in the face and popped outta here.”
Mi: casts a sceptic glance on Ma
E: “I’m so sorry to hear that.”
Ma: “Nhn, don’t be sorry. Bitch tried to start a fight with our Minty friend here … and was told she ain’t welcome in the inner circle no more. Loudmouth upstart. :(“
E: “Well, upstart I am too.”
Ma: “Yeah, but you a sexy babe and carry the right genes and were born into a higher caste. Now enjoy the fruits of your labour!”
Mi: frowns
MX awakes from coma, clearly disoriented: “Whaa… wot happen? Oh, hi Endeavour. “
Ma&E, in a sudden squirt of frenzy: “We use Arch, btw!”
Mi and MX: frown 😐
Audience: bursts out in laughter!