
… hasn’t been to the gym in nearly a full month?

Oh jeez, a month sitting on my ass, getting all antsy n stuff and can hardly wait for seeing my little van again. And then it’s off to the gym and the grocers and maybe a regular shopping spree. Maybe in China Town or the local mall.
Otoh we/I don’t really need anything right now. Just got fresh wardrobe delivered from China (the real one, People’s Republic), where the shit is lovingly handcrafted with the blood, sweat and tears of otherwise unemployed, useless little kidz and Uighur slave workers.
But what I’ll definately get is this:

This gonna help me so much schlepping the mountains of meat, taters, ‘shrooms, fresh produce and fish from the grocers to the van and from the van into the house. You won’t believe how practical this is. Not running back n forth a dozen times but getting it all done at once! Because, believe it or not, Oubaas gonna be back – hopefully – this week. And the fukn pandemic won’t last forever, neither. And then I won’t have an excuse anymore not to do the grocery haul myself.
There are a lot of ladies of a certain age get on my bus with shopping trollies. 100kg. That’s almost 1 full Neil.
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Now …
… I’m not a lady of a certain age, I’m a fit young punk … and very very sexy!
… this is hardly a regular shopping trolley, not a “heel Porsche” but a fun beach vehicle. 🙂
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