Corona Diary: Day 402

Aloha!

Sure, we’re still in locky downy … but somehow we’re not. I guess it’s more a manifestation of the new normal. Everybody’s wearing their masks and when entering a store you get spritzed – if the security person isn’t dreaming – but that’s it more or less. For example at our gym’s locker rooms …

They have much too many lockers. 😮

Until the weekend only 1 locker per every 2 meters of space was available, the majority was closed off with cable ties. From today on we could’ve started a lesbian mass sex orgy. At least when judging by the amount of available lockers. In this corner alone we could amass 14 wild milfs. 🙂

Hmmm … maybe tomorrow. 😉

I dunno if they are operating to full capacity again, and honestly, I don’t care much. I keep on booking my slots, so I have full access to all the good stuff. But it was quite the unusual sight to see so many available lockers today.

The newest newnesses presented in 3 minutes …

At least we don’t need to fear the Indian mutation:

Hey, didn’t I – during the last year- mention it a couple times that I hate to receive mixed messages? So what will it be now, “OMfG, we’re all gonna die! :o” or “No fear, let’s relax”? I can not really understand the concern about the Indian variant anyway. While it’s true that SA has a huge Indian minority I don’t think any planes are commuting back n forth during the pandemic. Or do they? 😮

Who fuked up this time?

Wasn’t me, and I know for a fact most of you aren’t in any powerful position with the South African Air Traffic authority, so you’re innocent as well. Now we all must just adhere to some hygiene protocols and all will be okay.

cya tomorrow and namaste

xoxo

Our thoughts and prayers go out to India. Om mani padme hum.

6 comments

  1. When did the Indian variant become a triple? Last I knew, it was a double. We weren’t (aren’t?) allowing flights from India but the double variant was detected here quite awhile ago.

    I think our gyms are still at partial capacity. I dunno. It’s too much to follow. I only know that I hate seeing all the restaurant and store ads returning to tv.

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    • Bus driver orgy! 😮

      /me sighs at the thought of a bunch of overweight, bald guys fuking each other hard. 😦
      Buncha super fit, sleek and slender gym-bodied girls is surely a nicer sight, no?

      But we digress, Neil, slacking with the restrictions now, when the second or third wave is just around the corner, is not a clever move. 😦

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        • Unfortunately they will. But what is some unfortunate human lives compared to the overall economy? One of these things has to be ignored. And knowing your torys the rich people’s economy will win. 😦

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