Hah!
Now we can’t fly to Germany anymore. Soooo, so so sorry. 🙂 LOL
You know we’re sitting on packed suitcases, taxi’s waiting, blowing its horn … but Germany don’t wanna see us. We’re so sorry, crying into our margaritas and grilled fish and getting a nice tan. You know Europeans were somehow the same stupid as the Americans: Bizniz must be numero uno, let’s open all the borders … Oooopsy, why is everybody sick all of a sudden. Why didn’t nobody warn us?
Lemme tell ya, my frens, hubby and me are super duper happy hippos here and now, and we feel no urgent need to leave and go to icey cold Germany where everybody is sick from Covid and the annual flu. And then the shitty weather. 😮 We’d have to wear real shoes and sweaters and winter coats, OMfG! 
While I suffer a slight sniffles, probably from driving around with wet hair, sunlights open and windows down. 😉
Don’t wanna bragg but I guess we got the better end of the deal. 🙂
THAR SHE BLOWS! 
Germany looks way safer than here in the UK
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Ya, didn’t the new Covid mutation stem from the UK originally? And now the EU pushes the blame on Africa. Because they can, and because … Afrika! Which, as everybody knows, is a shithole. So nobody cares and ppl feel well cared for by competent politicians. 😮
Hubs and me, we couldn’t care less, we’re good, living off the fat of the land here. =^.^=
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All the border closing… as if it isn’t already too late.
Margaritas sound good. If I can’t work out GOOD pizza for xmas, maybe I’ll get a burrito and margaritas!
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Pizza isn’t festive enough. I guess we will have our usual celebratory meal: Sushi galore!
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Barf… I don’t like fish!
Realistically, I’ll have a peanut butter sandwich or soup.
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Come on! You’re dwelling directly by the sea, big ocean full of live sushi and other lekker seafood. What a waste. 😦
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I heard we’re being overrun bu sea urchin and that its supreme quality. Too bad it “tastes like the sea”. The sea tastes terrible!
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Bit salty but oh so tasty! 😉
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I was once kayaking in a harbor when a guy fell off his kayak and into the water. He came up bitching, “It’s SALTY!!” And I couldn’t stop laughing as I wondered what he had expected. Surely he was from a land-locked area… but his shock was still funny.
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Since you were kayaking in a harbor he prolly expected the sweet taste of a brackish oil-water blend we all love and know so well from harbors and marinas around the world. 😦
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Considering it’s proximity to the Port of LA, you could be correct.
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Perfect area for a dreamlike paddle in an exotic seascape. 😦
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The multi-million estates and yachts are definitely an exotic landscape for me!!
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I thought in SoCal everybody had those. 😐
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Well…consider my teeny 950sqft POS is now estimated at $500k, I guess you’re not far off!!
Using my house for comparison, I would guess just the yacht that I admire is worth $20M or more. I don’t know about the house. No one is ever there! I think it’s a very rich person’s vacation home!
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950 sqft? Are you rich? Our house is hardly bigger … incl. garden and backyard.
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lol… this is pretty much as small as houses get in the US. My property is 3/8 lot (also about the smallest), about 2,200sqft.
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