Increased drag Christmas

Whoa! Another quirky Xmas story by Laurence Simon. Kinda adult and delightfully anti-SJW monsters:

Increased drag Christmas

For centuries, eight reindeer pulled Santa’s sleigh.

Santa expanded the roster to nine when air pollution necessitated Rudolph’s bright nose.

Despite ever-increasing payloads and deliveries, Santa and his crew did their job.

Until Clover the horse wanted to join.

Sure, he was a horse. He couldn’t fly.

But he identified as a pegasus.

“See my cardboard wings?”

“You’re kidding, right?” said Santa.

Clover wasn’t. And he sued for discrimination.

The case went to the Supreme Court.

Santa lost.

He never delivered presents to judges or lawyers ever again.

“Not enough time,” he’d say. “The increased drag is slowing everything down.”

Ho! Ho! Ho!

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