Oh noes! 😮 Don’t look!!!
OpenSuse passed us? OpenFuckinSuse??? Fuk dat!
Why? What does such a bad old people’s distro do in front of us? We had our eyes already firmly set on deepin, a distro as bad as can be with only and exclusively its good looks speaking for it. Yes, Deepin was the next to fall. And hobbling out of the left field comes old Suzy and passes us by. 😦 That’s not fair. That’s not right. By now EndeavourOS should rightfully be on #12 or even broken into the Top 10. But no, judging by the little red arrow it’s trending downwards. 😮
What’s wrong with the world?
Well, we don’t care, do we? We know what we have – the bestest ArchLinux derivative – and we’re using it with pride and joy. Let all those Suzy’s and Chinabuntu fraggelz deal with their overly complicated kiddie caca and geek out about their hobby horses, we EOS users don’t have no time for that. We’ve got work to do and need a stable, rugged, fast and humble Arch system. We need EndeavourOS!
Hmmm, maybe Endeavour is a tiny bit queer … only coz it’s kool!
Ok, hold my beer and let me quickly click 20 times on EOS’ website to get the numbers trending up again and boldly go where no other Linux has gone before …