Shame on me. What a sloppy, neglectful bimbo I’ve been the last couple days. Is it enough of an excuse if I say I had trubbelz? I mean, don’t we all have troubles here and there and are fighting hard fights every day? What gives me the right to neglect my diary duty just because Oubaas wouldn’t start, both my expensive keyboards are broken, our new wooden table is already falling apart, only half stained?
No reason not to stay up to date with the silent killer doing its rounds around the neigbourhood? Although as a healthy, well-fed white beach I’m still, like super duper healthy and churn out dozens of blogposts every day. So why no corona diary?
Because, dear readers, because that topic is kinda as dead as its victims. Sorry to say but that’s the way it is.
Here at the fairest cape people have already decided to die from natural causes again, not from silly non-breathing, but screaming in pain and horror! 🙂
No panic, nobody was looking down. Them surfers living in total oblivion of their looming death. And anyway, surfers aren’t on shark gourmet’s favourite list cause they taste too rubbery.
But ok, here’s a funny gif of today’s body count:
This is far from over! And it’s only the first wave, the brunt of the pandemic is still to hit … later this year, with a second, much harder wave following next year. So let’s stay frosty, guys. No reason to act haphazardly just because we’re bored with ourselves and have lost the ability to amuse and entertain ourselves and feel the irrational need to go out and rub skin with strangers.
Usually I would never suggest taking Orca as an example for leading an exemplary good lifestyle, but I guess I’m not doing too bad for kinda 3 mths of lockdown. Leaving the house only for when we need food and patio furniture or a new battery charger. Rest of the time we stay in and play with our computers, watching videos and movies and reading a lot and avoiding social gatherings wherever possible.
I wasn’t bored yet. Not for a second. Honestly.
Here’s a funny game for y’all: Last one on the Warpinator network is a lard ass! Ready … Steady … Go! Go! Goooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
You guys keep on surviving, ok?