Simply buy this special offer and instantly turn into the coolest, most prettyful girl EVER!!!
Come on! Not even 1 year old, smaller than Orca’s mini Lennies and brand-new directly from the manufacturer, and down from 1,000 to a lowlow 400 Woolongs! Dunno if these charmers come with keyboard/mouse (should be in the box) but they are so sexy you wanna buy that shit as Logitech wireless versions anyhoo. Then just add a 4k monitor and you’re the coolest men-murdering vamp ever!
Oh, and don’t forget to get rid of that Microsoft crap polluting your new machine, and put Endeavour Linux on it to make this nano-sized wonderputer really shine!!!
Buy it now, thank me later. 😉