I’m stupid. Why do I write my logbook at 5 am in the fukn morning, before I even know what the day has in store for me and will be about?
For example yesterday … I was just about to leave the house for errands when I noticed *SHRIEK! a fukn chameleon on the gate. Gawd, I hate those things. But they are kinda fascinating as well. So I walked back into the house, grabbed the Canon and went out again and, yes, the chameleon was only 10 centimeters from where I saw it first. Obviously in a hurry. 😉
And yes, you’re right. Our house is tiny. 😐
But have a look at Orca’s latest cineastic tour de force, a regular masterpiece. I mean, look at it: 90% of the time out of focus, shaky camera, hectic cameraperson, no plot, no character, no drama … must be art. 😉
Chameleons are slooow. I saw this one on the gate, walked back into the house, got the camera, and when I returned the fukka didn’t go far …
Eeeeew, what crap! 😦
Aren’t they supposed to be in hibernation underground by now? Weird, as I saw a baby gecko not even two minutes later. Maybe the rain of the last couple days revived our garden, flora and fauna and tricked them stupid lizard brains into thinking it’s spring time again. Dunno, don’t care.
So today I’m going out again. Fuk da lockdown. Nobody’s taking it serious anymore, life is almost like normal again, only everybody looks like a bank robber and at every shop entrance you get a spritz of sanitizer and they remotely measure your fever. 36.2°C, all ok with Orcsi.
In the Telkom store two bitches were fighting, I guess one of them the owner of our local Chinese takeaway, the other a bonafide Karen. 5 or 6 security guards were standing around doing nothing while the other woman became unhinged and shouted at everybody.
A clerk came out to the people waiting in a loose cue and asked what we wanted and left the woman in front of me into the shop – where the shouting was still going on. And then, all of a sudden a big burly black fucker started shouting at the Telkom lady why she left the white woman in when he was here long before any of us! 😮
Ugh, why then didn’t he queue up with the rest of us? And while a second shouting duel unfolded I just mumbled “fukkit!” into my sweaty facemask and went my merry ways. Will try my luck again today. Maybe.
Other than that I’ll flatout refuse to write anything about the day upcoming day.
And you kidz, stay at home, keep your kidz at home, bake a cake, install some Linux and be excellent to each other. Not like the human garbage I had the unpleasant privilege to witness yesterday.
Be good little angels