A heartfelt and warm good morning, fellow humanoids
Weird how in these times of lockdown and conceived boredness the feared Timefreeze effect doesn’t happen. Know what I mean? When, for example, back in school, Friday, last class, your parents are waiting for you at home, car already packed for the weekend at the sea, you can’t wait to finally go, and you see every second turning into a minute, every minute becoming an hour and time seems like stuck in melasses.
Never before did the time from 12:29 to 12:30 and the final bell take sooo long.
Weirdly it’s kinda the opposite now. Time seems to fly, I get nothing done, all the plans I made at the beginning of the quarantine turned into nothing, hardly get around to even brush my teeths. 😮
So let’s quickly check what’s up with that favourite virus of the masses:
Notice how uneven all the news are? I guess it’s not much different in your home countries and communities, or is it? On one hand people can crowd together in churches so god can sort ’em out, on the other hand women protesting the unbanning of alcohol to their brutal husbands.
I wish our respective gov’mts would finally make up their minds and follow their route decidedly. This wibbly wobbly course leads nowhere. When from June 1 on I can freely mingle with the other kids and all the shops are open – despite steadily growing numbers of infections and bodycount – what for did we hide away during the last 8 weeks, eh?
I feel like they shitted on me, or not on me directly, but on most of you guys. Maybe you’ve lost your job, had plans cancelled or whatever, maybe even have sick family members. And now your own gov’mt shows you the middle finger. Or in some countries we know the president will take a swill of bleach and laugh at you for being such a pansy. 😦
Want my expert advice? No. But I give it to you nevertheless because a) I’m a jedi and b) I’m in selfquarantine lockdown since 2 monthes now, so I kinda know my way around.
LOL. Yes, I know during a global lockdown that doesn’t make me special, well, except that jedi part, but still. Let’s at least discuss. So I recommend we all stay at home and only go out to purchase essential goods (like for instance the mousemat I bought the other day) and don’t go on clothes shopping sprees or driving around senselessly.
Don’t do that! (but playback with 2x speed for more danger and fun! Battery dies at 8:18 anyway)
So, my dearios, see that you’re always well-rested and well-fed, superduper sanitized and protected. And don’t mingle with the neighour kidz! You don’t know where they’ve been! Methinks just because our no-good politicians give a fuk about us we shan’t let our guard down! They say it’s ok. It’s perfectly save we go back to work and we go shop our litle greedy hearts out. They wanny lull us in a sense of false security just so the economy can restart. And that is more worth than your life?
We say FUK YOU!
They spend and waste us and let us die. We resist! … and stay home like the total lame farts we claim not to be.