Finally they’ve found something! Some final weapon against Europe’s assumed superiority: The Eurovison Song Contest. That’s a conceptually overblown, politically motivated contest in sillyness and musical inaptness, all Europeans are collectively deeply ashamed of. 😦
The ESC marks the nadir, a true rock bottom in Europe’s loooong and brewtal history. 😦
Pleez, my American frens, don’t believe for a second we’d like dat shit. If we’re watching it at all, the national qualifiers as well as the final show, it’s with the same fascination as we watch a SloMo trainwreck.
Some friends of ours used to watch the ESC muted, only looking at the silly costumes and listening to heavy metal and getting pissfaced. It’s the only way to consumate that circus in style! 😐
Yes, of course there were some highlights coming out of that contest, ABBA for example. And … and … no, that’s it I guess. All the rest is like … imagine your wurst C&W and RnB or HipHop stars, only 1023 gazillion times wursterer and awkwarderer.
Here’s Will Ferrell and Rachel McAdams in a perfect copy of a typical soulless ESC contender. Even their hilariously bad song is better than anything you get to hear from the original “artists”:
925K subscribersLars Erickssong (okay, it’s actually Will Ferrell) and Sigrit Ericksdottir (and yes, that is Rachel McAdams) perform “Volcano Man” from the new film EUROVISION SONG CONTEST: THE STORY OF FIRE SAGA debuting on Netflix June 26.Watch EUROVISION SONG CONTEST: The Story Of Fire Saga, only on Netflix: https://www.netflix.com/title/80244088
Ok, this round goes to you America. But only until you vote the next insane clown into the tremendously white house.