Prison: Day 8

Mornin’ my freshly sterilized isolationist fellow weirdos!

Day 8 of the lockdown and I’m sooo fukn lame by now, I don’t even have a topic to scribble down in my digital diary. :/ Basically on the same mindset of yesterday. Which means tired and confuzlerizered. Brought hubby in bed at 3 a.m., felt kinda energetic and hangin’ out in front of the pc since then.

Anyone remembers the Palm Pilot? That thing was a nifty diary. Of course Orca never had one. 😮

I know I should be sleepin’, and that was exactly what I tried to do. Just quickly finding some semi-interesting stream on YT and fall asleep while listening to that. Well, it’s 9:45 a.m. by now and I got stuck on YouTube, still sitting here, nodding, waking up, nodding, answering emails … and by now it’s too late to go to bed. 😦

How Orca spent the night. 😮

At least I slowly get a collection of watched movies together to write O@tM reviews about. But they are all pretty mediocre and meh!, so I’ll put them all in a roundhouse kick review.

Let’s see what we got:
  • Shaun the Sheep: Farmageddon
  • Bad Boys for Life
  • Jumanji, the Next Level
  • The Gentlemen
  • Frozen 2
  • Dark Waters
  • Rise of Skywalker (?) No O@tM yet, but didn’t I give this shitshow already enough attention?
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Come on J.J., you nutz? Hoomans can’t breath in space! What a friggn shitshow! 😮

And today I’m gonna watch Underwater, a film so average it must go into that collection. I only watch it as I have a little girl-crush on Kristen Stewart.

Kristen Stewart at an event for The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)
“You sweet, flat-chested elven creature.”

Come on, for a woman of only one facial expression she’s quite a good actress! Me love her long time.

Kinda looking forward to the writeups.

I know O@tM is the least beloved column by my readers, at least it’s the one that never generates any comments, no culture battles. :/ Probably all featured movies are kinda 2 mth old and y’all know them already. But I love to write about movies (without spoilers), it gives me something worthwile to do, makes me feel useful n shit.

Orca composing an O@tM movie review

Apart from that I don’t have any plans of action for today. Well taking a long hot shower in our African Wellness Oasis in the backyard, shaving my beaver, washing my hair and all that shit. If done dilligently it can help pass some of the quarantine time.

For normies it’s just an emergency shower, for us it’s the Wellness Oasis and African Hot Spa!

cya later weirdos. And don’t forget to wash your hands if you wanna stay healthy. If you don’t – then don’t wash your hands!


Washy washy!



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