What? Stoopit wuman, what did you watch?
This shit here:
And not only the most scandalous lezbian kith Disney’s ever dared to show its most childish audiences but all the rest that comes with it. All 2 hours-something of it! And yes, it’s still as bad as it was back in December when I watched it in the cinema. Far as I know JarJar Abrams didn’t even try to make amends for the most glaring nonsense or tried to make the story more cohesive by adding some of the material that landed on the cutting room floor.
Let’s not forget his original version was about 4 hours in length.
Would probably still been better than this shit. Dunno how they managed to give us a version that feels at the same time rushed … and yet boring. Well, ok, maybe one day, maybe not, we’ll get a not really awaited director’s cut of The Rise of Skywalker.
Because, honestly, we don’t care anymore, do we?
Anyhoo, will prolly watch it a third time. Yeah, I’m that stupid. Really. But so far I’ve only watched it alone, by my lonesome. Maybe hubby will find the greatness in this movie, the hidden genius that me was just too blind to see.