Stupid Orca Just Watched It Again

What? Stoopit wuman, what did you watch?

This shit here:

Screenshot of Orca’s Linux desktop with VLC media player. Orca uses Arch btw. <o.o>

And not only the most scandalous lezbian kith Disney’s ever dared to show its most childish audiences but all the rest that comes with it. All 2 hours-something of it! And yes, it’s still as bad as it was back in December when I watched it in the cinema. Far as I know JarJar Abrams didn’t even try to make amends for the most glaring nonsense or tried to make the story more cohesive by adding some of the material that landed on the cutting room floor.

Let’s not forget his original version was about 4 hours in length.

Seems excessive?

Would probably still been better than this shit. Dunno how they managed to give us a version that feels at the same time rushed … and yet boring. :/ Well, ok, maybe one day, maybe not, we’ll get a not really awaited director’s cut of The Rise of Skywalker.

Because, honestly, we don’t care anymore, do we?

Anthony Daniels, Carrie Fisher, Billy Dee Williams, Keri Russell, J.J. Abrams, Lynn Robertson Bruce, Hassan Taj, Oscar Isaac, Brian Herring, Jimmy Vee, Dave Chapman, Adam Driver, John Boyega, Kelly Marie Tran, Robin Guiver, Daisy Ridley, Lee Towersey, Joonas Suotamo, and Naomi Ackie in Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
1977 – 2019: 42 years in the making. And this was the culmination, the absolute climax! Best of the best, a fireworks of galaxy-spanning drama and action. Shakespeare would’ve been proud had he come up with convincing and clever constructed and so very well written protagonists as Finn, Poe and Rey … and, above all, Rose Tyco. 😮

Anyhoo, will prolly watch it a third time. Yeah, I’m that stupid. Really. But so far I’ve only watched it alone, by my lonesome. Maybe hubby will find the greatness in this movie, the hidden genius that me was just too blind to see. :/

Infamous movie reviewer O. Flotta


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