There’s a Commie Under My Bed

No idea what he’s doing there but he is there. I’m almost a 99% sure of that.

What? Have I looked?

No. Of course not! Why would I? I know Russians do exist. And you can’t prove me wrong. And they are evil!

And here is the proof:

Those pesky Russians …tssk tssk …

Ireland is the landing point for undersea cables which carry internet traffic between America, Britain and Europe. The cables enable millions of people to communicate and allow financial transactions to take place seamlessly.

Garda and military sources believe the agents were sent by the GRU, the military intelligence branch of the Russian armed forces which was blamed for the nerve agent attack in Britain on Sergei Skripal, a former Russian intelligence officer.

So let me get that straight? Putin – of course Putin himself, who else? – sends out top-notch ex-KGB assassins to snoop out these top secret undersea gateways?


You can zoom in for a more detailed view. Better maps are also available.

In other words: Always cash-strapped Russia (LOL!) sends out lots of agents on an Ireland vacation in order to snoop out what stoopid moo Orca found after 20 secs of sloppy thorough “research” on the internet? I’m quite sure more detailed routing maps are available with cable names and providers and exact geo-locations. Anyway, Ireland only has 3 transatlantic cables but hosts many tax-evading American companies. I guess if any country’s going to damage their fibre cables it’ll be the USA, not the Russians.

Where’s James Bond when you really need him?




    • Yeah, Gibraltar maybe. Oh, that’s UK too, so maybe the next town: Tarifa is as far south as you can go in Europe. Windsurfer and kiter and vandweller paradise and sports the most darling old town architecture too. Perfect.
      Not sure about the weather right now tho. I hear your island’s getting pummeled. 😮


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