I made a promise didn’t I? To take one for the team and watch The Rise of Skywalker so you don’t have to. 😦
Okay, look at this shit …
… and now you may feel already sorry for me, like 2 weeks before your editrix has to face the unfortunate fact that this movie has indeed been made.
I spare you all the videos by various members of the Fandom Menace. They are all so right and when you watch any of their videos you can’t help but develop a hate for Disney, Kennedy, Iger, JarJar Abrams and of course Ruin Johnson.
But hey, I’ll boldly go where no sane person will go … and I’ll give you a review. And that’s a promise!