Quite a lot of noise around and about this – now kinda legendary – BBC production of H.G. Wells’ novel. I guess this is the first time the TV series plays out in the same time and country as the novel. So it’s supposed to be good, no? Maybe even a steampunk dream?
In London during the Edwardian era, George and Amy’s attempt to start a life together is interrupted by a Martian invasion of Earth.
IMDb: 5.6 (downward tendency)
There is something to be said if the synopsis of a long-awaited and expensive TV series fits into one, not overly exstatic, sentence. We should have known it since quite a while, and the BBC itself, they knew! Since years I guess. The production took ultra-long, the special effects were never good enough … the Beeb found many excuses to not release this version of WotW. And for good reasons. So let’s have a looksie, shall we?
If you know the original novel, or Jeff Wayne’s musical version you know it only has one protagonist, a mostly passive observer, a man on the search for his fiancรฉ who stumbles into different situations and meets lots of people on his journey. This was good for the musical and even in parts for the 2005 Tom Cruise movie. Even the situations were roughly the same … just time- and location-corrected. There is obviously some general truth about global extinction scenarios. Everybody knows that tried and true method to tell the story.
Well, everybody but the hapless screenplay writers of the Beeb’s production. ๐ฆ By putting a freshly invented couple into the foreground, they gave us human drama of the cheapest kind and demoted the grand story down to soap opera level. Fighting for the survival of the whole planet was obviously not enough for those idiots. How much more drama do you want, Peter Harness???
Anyhoo, after a nice start WotW quickly ran out of steam (see what I did there?) and bored us to tears with many hollow stares, no meaningful dialogue and bad acting by the main cast. So it was unsatisfactory in all departments, action and drama alike. Add to that the confusion about the release format and you surely have unhappy audiences. We thought it was a series in 3 parts รก 60 minutes, but it turned out to be a two-parter of much-too long 90 minutes episodes. I guess the BBC changed its release policy to get rid of that stonker as fast as possible. ๐ฎ
And it could have been so nice. Honestly. The cast was quite good but only Eleanor Tomlinson was kinda convincing, while her partner Rafe Spall was a total no-show. Robert Carlyle and Rupert Graves both posess enough operating experience to deliver on quite high level regardless of the circumstances.
Uusally I put quite a bit of trust into the old Beeb. A network that can make superstars out of profanity-shouting cooks and turn a threesome of car-driving blithering numptys into a global success story, and even make shows about home renovations kinda interesting, surely must have the knack for good entertainment. Now they had legendary source material … and mucked it up. Completely!
Listen, I don’t know what exactly went wrong with this particular production of the old WotW theme, or let’s rather say I know exactly the many many points that were absolutely brain-assplody wrong with it … but I don’t know exactly why and how it happened.
- some super duper cretin must have greenlighted one of the worst ever scripts
- maybe the production did run out of money
- they tried to stretch a 1.5 hours story to a whopping 3 hours
- they made nothing of the stuff they already had
- the BBC was taken over by martians, disguised as millenial SJWs
- ALL OF THE ABOVE!
I rest my case.
Ok, don’t get all excited. Everything you saw in the trailer happened in the first half hour. After that … nuffink.
It’s really sad. Explosion and special effects have supplanted dialogue as a requirement for a great film. I am awaited the final season of a well written series called ‘The Man in the High Castle’. It’s very well written.
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If they had shown us some spectacular explosions and invasion stuff -that would’ve been great. That’s what the whole thing is about isn’t it? But obviously they ran out of budget. And they didn’t even get a good drama going. Nobody had anything to say anymore. This was sooo fukn boring. ๐ฆ
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Wuthering Heights with low budget space aliens? ๐
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If it was at least on Wuthering Heights level of drama but no. The WotW version we just watched was nothing but a hollow trainwreck … and not even a glorious one. It didn’t explode when smashing to the ground, just made a flubby noise. Nobody showed good intentions and stumbled, it looked like a well-planned and calculated fiasco. ๐ฆ
In contrast another movie who got the classical topic wrong but was at least coherent and watchable through and through:
https://orcaflotta.blog/2016/05/19/otm-pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies/
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I’ve scrolled past that on Amazon. I’ll check it out this weekend.
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Amazon? Get it here for free. It’s not worthy buying it.
https://yts.lt/movie/pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies-2016
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Amazon Prime.
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You can watch it on Amazon Prime for fuxing free?
If not check here:
https://yts.lt/movie/pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies-2016
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Well, I pay for prime and netflix, but yes, it’s ‘free’ after I’ve paid my annual subscription. ๐ That site looks very interesting! I’ll have to make sure that I have VPN software before I try that. Thanks!!
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YTS is the successor group to the legendary pirate YIFY who was sentenced to pay 32 quadzilion woolongs penalty fee … and gave up his hobby. ๐ With YIFY and YTS you get best quality files of the smallest possible filesizes. And only ripped Blu-ray discs, no handheld shit fresh out of Indonesian cinemas and similar riff-raff.
We love that service. If you want your movies quick and durty and don’t give a duck about quality there’s always The Pirate Bay. And yes, if you’re dwelling in a heavily supervised civilized society you must use a VPN for all your visits to the dark side of the interwebz. Fortunately we’re living in a truly free country and our ISPs couldn’t give any less mucks about what we do on the net.
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And I was so looking forward to this…! ๐ฆ
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We’ve just started watching another War of the Worlds mini series, French/Canadian production I guess. Maybe that’s better …
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I certainly hope so…!
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9686194/?ref_=nv_sr_2?ref_=nv_sr_2
We’re just waiting for good subtitles since we both don’t speak French, which large portions of the series are in. ๐
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