Chadidas

Yeah, my fancy original Adidas gym bag …

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… is obviously fake af. But kinda well-made and big enough to put all my sporty/yoga/douchy/sauna shit in, so it’s kewl. But how do I know it’s a fake? There are three telltail signs:

* Location. We are in Africa! Nothing here is original. Even our sushi is made by Chinese sushi masters. And they are mostly just the fake-type Chinese from Taiwan. 😮

* Source. I’ve bought it not even from “counterfeit central” China Town but from a trustworthy flying dealer at the next crossroads. Guess we’ve bought enough “original” Oakley and Polaroid goggles at the same crossroads, maybe even from the same guy.

* Price. This fancy schmancy bag cost me a whopping 10 Woolongs. Guess you won’t get any original Adidas goods for that small money.

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