Good morning my lovely weirdos,
I hope none of you Thar She Blows! readers is trusting/using the cloud to store their personal data! You may use it for all kinds of gaga shit, blogs and stuffz BUT NOT for business and personal data! FFS DON’T BE STUPID!!!
Particularly now in these times of always cheaper storage solutions.
No, I’m not telling you to convince your wise bosses to flee from the cloud but I’m concerned about your personal shit. Because that is Your Shit! Your Business, Your Concern! Not the concern of agencies with 3-letter acronyms. And of nobody else neither.
May I show you a sweet and cheap alternative, please?
This is Orca’s personal cloud. It’s cheap, it’s safe, and I can add to it anytime I want. One trip to the local mall and I have more storage space than I could even imagine. And the best thing is, my cloud even works when my ISP goes bust or some Portuguese fisherman or South African gardener cuts the fibre connection or whatnot. We may be out of internet but we’ll still have countless hours of movies and music to consume.
So, pleeze peepels, before you’ll find your case in some statistic about data breaches n shit, get some USB flash drives and external hard drives and live a happy life forever!
So off to the gym with me, laterz