O@Netflix: Outlaw King

Ever since Netflix appeared on the scene their trackrecord is spotty. Sometimes they produce/buy super stuff, most of the time it’s just of the meh and okayyyy variety. Needless to say Outlaw King is another one of those losers. Read all about it in the following movie review if you want:

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Could have been so good. :/

A true David vs. Goliath story of how the 14th century Scottish ‘Outlaw King’ Robert the Bruce used cunning and bravery to defeat the much larger and better equipped occupying English army.

After being declared “Outlaw” by the occupying English Empire, Robert the Bruce (Chris Pine) raises an army of Scottish fighters in rebellion. Twists and turns all across the Scottish countryside lead this film on an epic, “true to historical events”, journey that captures heroism at its core!

IMDb: 7.1

Chris Pine in Outlaw King (2018)

Yes, I too think it’s the same story or sumfink as told in Braveheart, but better … only not so good. Ok, let’s forget historical accuracy, we’re all willing to accept the one or other defiance of historical facts in favour of a good story and breathtaking cinematography, and the much needed epic scale.

Outlaw King (2018)

Unfortunately Outlaw King fails to deliver in all parts. And we’re still not sure why and how this film turned out to be such a disappointment. No, wrong, we know exactly Outlaw King’s first and most tragic weakness: As so often in the last few years it’s a bad screenplay. And a listless direction and main protagonist. The rest was ok and better. The production value was high I guess, the cinematography fluctuated between unneeded gimmickry, uncinematographic TV quality and grand scale cinema.

Outlaw King (2018)

Ok, the director: David Mackenzie was born in Scotland, so we expect the topic of Outlaw King is near and dear to his heart. And with Hell or High Water he already has a really great piece of cinema under his belt. Unfortunately in this movie, which could and should’ve been his masterpiece, the direction seems to be a bit lacklustre.

Tony Curran, Chris Pine, and Lorne MacFadyen in Outlaw King (2018)

Next up Chris Pine, his leading man in Hell or High Water, who also appeared weirdly uninspired, tired and anaemic throughout the runtime of the movie. The rest of the cast did rather well, or did at least what was possible with such a weak script to work on.

Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Chris Pine in Outlaw King (2018)

To my embarrasment I’ve gotta admit I’ve never watched Braveheart, not a huge fan of Mel Gibson and his supernatural hero stance and merciless over acting. In so far was Chris Pine’s interpretation refreshingly “natural”; but is that why we watch a movie? Maybe medieval hero movies like these need a good middle ground, somewhere in between the oldfashioned superdramatic hero and the modern outwardly cool approach.

Chris Pine and Florence Pugh in Outlaw King (2018)

CONCLUSION: Outlaw King should have become one of the great medieval adventure opuses but already collapsed at the get go and failed its own pretence. Let’s say it straight out: It was boring! 😦 The drama wasn’t there, none of the performances manged to grab us by the proverbial and literal balls. But that’s exactly what such good knight/bad knight spectacles are made for isn’t it?

Yes, fuk, I know the first 9 minutes and bleeehblaaahblubb. Cinematic party tricks won’t help this film score a better rating, not with me. Shut up!

James Cosmo and Chris Pine in Outlaw King (2018)

Watch it? Only if you’re a fan of Chris Pine and get it “for free” on Netflix or off the Pirate Bay. 😉 Else, why bother?

The Critics:

As fellow Brit, Mark has first dibs

Chris Pine and Florence Pugh in Outlaw King (2018)

This guy probably watched a different flick. :/

Tony Curran, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, and Chris Pine in Outlaw King (2018)

That was basically what YouTube critics had to say so far. But some more interesting things from the same platform coming here:

Shaun definately watched the same film that we saw!

Chris Pine and Florence Pugh in Outlaw King (2018)

Please peepels, do me a solid and read what “Asshole” Jay had to say about Outlaw King. She was in the audience at the now-legendary premiere at the Toronto Film Festival and made some good observations:

https://assholeswatchingmovies.com/2018/05/28/outlaw-king-again/

Stephen McMillan in Outlaw King (2018)

And here a very profound analysis of the battles and history and screenwriting:

 

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