For a prime example look no further than this:
Riddle me this, PURElite: How can your Young Coconut Water be so pure when you’re adding Pineapple Flavour to it? In the real world we know such things as mixers, which is kinda the opposite of Pure, isn’t it?
Holy fukn Jeebus on a stick, I tell ya, Saffas and logic don’t go well together.
And the taste? Like old socks, really. I much prefer the original cocos taste over the pineapple mix.
Ok, today’s rant is over.