Back when I was still a youngling killerwhale I really really liked the Smashing Pumpkins … and I had a little crush on D’arcy. But more importantly, I fell dearly in ***LOVE*** with Billy Corgan!!!
But nowadays …
Errr, Billy darlin’, are you quite sure the shapeshifter you saw wasn’t just a glimpse of your own reflection in the mirror?
OTOH, I’m quite sure the whole world has been watching a real shapeshifting Billy Corgan. And his shape didn’t shift to the better. 😉