Or are you just fukn laaaaazyyyy?
Since like forever – well, forever in Orcablog terms, so a coupla years – I’m asking you, no, begging you, to report about everything new and exciting in your lifes, don’t I? And you know what I mean with that: Got a new PC or Mac, a oldnew Linux test machine, just destroyed your trusty SL sailing computer with 1024 draw distance and 50 miles speed during Lucy’s Saturday noon race @TrYC, bought a new shiny camera or a tablet? Maybe you just replaced your old trusty rollerball mouse with a new laser model or went back in time and purchased your first mechanical keyboard, or started a blog on your own, or any other website? Found a totally kool website everybody should know about, or a YouTube channel to follow religiously?
Or maybe you just found The To Die For SL gimmick or gadget or vehicle on the marketplace, a thing so special everybody needs to see. Maybe it even was a freebie, which would make it even more adorable. As you know there’s a new LCC splintergroup, Roadward Cruisers (or so) now. And you need some kinda road vehicle for cruising with them, so you bought the most fucked up British parellel twin? Or a shiny Harley. Doesn’t really matter.
Well, I know you did! These things do happen to all of us. Not even the most frugal anti-consumists among us can live like totally without stuff! And if you succumbed to the call of commercialism, as we all do from time to time, if you splashed out some dough for anything techy or tacky … you know where it belongs, right? Yes, in this here blog! Admit it, Orca bores you with her boasting about dirt cheap sub par computational machines, as if they are the bestest like ever. You yourself got so much nicer things at home. Hey, come on, accept the challenge and put Orca and her pretty bad machine pool to shame. Make that bish suffer unbelievably and envy you forever.
I know you have much better computers than Orca, and better cameras as well, as just recently proven so impressively by Trappy. Hey Trap, we know you also got a wonderful desktop machine and a lappy to die for, so show them off!
And it’s sooo fukn easy. You don’t even need a co-blogger status (as that seems to paralyze most of yous), just snap some photos of your stuffz, send them to me or send me the address of wherever you store them (don’t forget to make them stealable!) and get ready to get interviewed the shit outta you.
It’s astonishing how particularly my fukn bloggy, a blog specifically made with a kinda SL communal spirit in mind, is so bereft of third party content, isn’t it? In case you haven’t noticed, this blog’s focus has slowly shifted from pure SL Sailing, over SL general topics to girls in technology and particularly girls on Linux. That doesn’t mean I’m not interested in SL stuff anymore, absolutely not. As you know I still go inworld myself once a week or so. But it’s hard to come up with the latests happenings on such a schedule. But I know most of you are still racing or cruisng with the LCC or Topless or Rainbow Cruisers … you catch my drift? Yes, I want the stories, wanna know all about what happpened during the last cruise. SL snapshots are the most easy way to catch photos, so all it needs is your storytelling spirit and … voila. One more story for Thar She Blows!
So, people, get busy!