Orca Flotta

Day Before Yesterday

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No interwebz for Orcsi. 😦

Internet was off already for the second day, so clever me tought I shall make use of the free wifi in our local shopping mall …

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The worst health breakfast in the mall’s worst café.

… but OMG, fuk me sideways, you gotta send your name and cellphone number to them, in order ro receive a code which will give you like 30 minutes free wifi. 😦 Fuckers how dare they to assume everybody’s got one of those stupid useless things?

Anyhoo, today I managed to hack into our neighbour’s wifi – with her express permission of course – so I can give you this update. And, yes, I just deleted a couple hundred emails from my three email acccounts. Isn’t it astonishing how fast they build up if you don’t weed them out on a daily base? So now I shall leave the internet again and re-adjust to the stone age lifestyle and watch old movies and series from local storage. Haha, see why I prefer to have all my shit on local hard drives instead of the cloud? 🙂

 

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    • Pssshht, tell you what: I got an android phone but am too stupid to use that thing. Obviously my fingers aren’t sensitive enough for the touchscreen thingie. But anyway, I might be stupid but I ain’t so stupid to give out my cellphone number to some anonymous ISP thingie. Those 30 minutes of free internet might end in a lifelong hassle with unsolicited calls and other shits.

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  3. why does south africa import butter from Noodles??? and what’s the white gunk in the cup …. the rest looks perfect to me a typical sammie weekend breakfast cum brunch x

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    • Global economy. Never heard of it, Sam? LOL, aren’t we living in quite interesting times? And the white gunk is just spunk. You mentioned it yourself: Cum brunch. =^.^= I guess I’ve seen the waiter produce and distribute it fresh from his trousers. Naw, it’s in fact cottage cheese. Goes perfect with the salmon.

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