Dear Gekkos, you know me as a gentle woman, as a fairly social being who believes in a peaceful *coexistence of the species. So I welcomed you in my home to share the spoils for mutual benefit. You get lekker insects, I get rid of them. That’s the deal, right?
So, could you please stop crapping on my walls? Pwetty pleez! Or is that asked to much?
* That doesn’t apply to fishies. They are only welcome, and more than just welcome, in my frying pan and in my sushi. Apart from that they have no business in my house!